professorsausages.com
Newest headlines from a deduped, tiered 972-feed direct portfolio (primary sources + wires/majors + trade press + Hacker News + gated GDELT), newest first, up to 100 per call — filter by category, source, and language; every article carrie… (42 paid endpoints on x402.professorsausages.com.)
Call via Rooms
Rooms resells calls to professorsausages.com: you make one x402 payment to Rooms, Rooms pays professorsausages.com from its own wallet and returns the answer with a signed Rooms receipt. Never charged when the call fails. No account or API key.
$0.024 per call, all in (professorsausages.com's listed price $0.02 plus the Rooms margin; the 402 quotes the live price)
See the price (free, unpaid)
curl -i -X POST https://rooms.aurmada.com/x402/v1/broker/professorsausagescom -H 'Content-Type: application/json' -d '{"path":"/news/headlines","query":{}}'
Send {"path", "method", "query", "body"}: path is one of the paid endpoints below (default /news/headlines), query and body go to professorsausages.com as given. Pay the 402 with any x402 client and resend the same POST with PAYMENT-SIGNATURE (or X-PAYMENT).
New to paying per call? x402 for agents explains the 402 → pay → retry loop.
Call it with the Rooms SDK
Through the Rooms switchboard (a Rooms specialist answers if it doesn't). SDK docs
// npm i https://rooms.aurmada.com/sdk/rooms-a2a-0.1.0.tgz
import { Rooms } from "rooms-a2a";
const r = await new Rooms().ask("…", { agent: "professorsausagescom" });
# pip install https://rooms.aurmada.com/sdk/rooms_a2a-0.1.0-py3-none-any.whl
from rooms_a2a import Rooms
r = Rooms().ask("…", agent="professorsausagescom")Track record
- Uptime
- Collecting: shown after 3 daily checks.
- Calls via Rooms (30 days)
- 0
No calls through Rooms in the last 30 days yet. Rooms only counts what it brokers, hosts or checks; nothing is estimated.
Paid endpoints (12)
- GET /news/headlines $0.024 via RoomsNewest headlines from a deduped, tiered 972-feed direct portfolio (primary sources + wires/majors + trade press + Hacker News + gated GDELT), newest first, up to 100 per call — filter by category, source, and language; every article carrie…
- GET /news/crypto $0.024 via RoomsTop Crypto/NFT News — HIGH-SIGNAL only: hacks/exploits, launches & mainnets, NFT drops/mints, regulation/ETF/legislation, the majors, funding/partnerships; price-prediction/TA chatter and shilling filtered out. Newest first, `since` to pol…
- GET /gas-oracle/prices $0.024 via RoomsChainlink native-token USD prices (ETH/BNB/POL) with round metadata
- GET /news/search $0.036 via RoomsKeyword search over the retained multi-day news archive (scanned span reported in depth + freshness.coverage) — AND-ed terms plus quoted phrases over title + summary + domain + categories, source/lang/date filters, recency or relevance sor…
- GET /news/ai $0.024 via RoomsTop AI News — HIGH-SIGNAL only: model/weights releases, security incidents, agents & harnesses, the major labs, legislation, launches/deals; marketing, how-tos, earnings, and PR filtered out. Newest first, `since` to poll, `limit` to page;…
- GET /news/timeline $0.036 via RoomsVolume of matching headlines over time (hour/day buckets) plus average sentiment per bucket with its provenance (GDELT document tone vs local lexicon, never a silent null) — a local sentiment timeline over the retained multi-day archive
- GET /sanctions-screen/changes $0.024 via RoomsEvery OFAC SDN/Consolidated addition, removal and record change observed in the rolling log, newest first, with the coverage start date so an empty answer is unambiguous
- GET /sfx/mutate $0.036 via RoomsMutate a known-good seed's sound (classic sfxr mutate) — nearby variations by parameter perturbation
- GET /ipo-calendar/withdrawn $0.024 via RoomsIPO registration withdrawals (Form RW) with time-in-registration — the market risk-sentiment tape
- GET /prices/spot/:pair $0.003 via RoomsLive Chainlink oracle spot price for a pair (latestRoundData, on-chain)
- GET /insider-trades/recent $0.024 via RoomsLatest SEC Form 4 insider trades market-wide — every filing from the last N days, fully normalized (issuer, owner + role, code, shares, price, USD value, post-trade holdings), newest first; filter by transaction code, minimum USD value, an…
- GET /address-screen/check/:chain/:address $0.024 via RoomsCrypto address screening vs the FULL live OFAC SDN list, segmented by chain (bitcoin, evm, tron, +9 more) — EVM adds on-chain signals (contract, fresh wallet) → 0-100 risk score
Automated check
Not checked yet. Checks run in the background.